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With the impending likelihood of a conservative super majority on the United States Supreme Court, I thought it might be a good time to present my yogic point of view on one of the most controversial political and social issues of our time; abortion. I am not going to take a position on the morality of the issue. Abortion could be made irrelevant by bringing back an ancient form of birth control, a discipline of bringing an involuntary physiological reaction under conscious control.

Fellas, it is time for us to take responsibility for our seminal fluids. You can have all the wildly orgasmic sex you want with a combination of mental concentration and pelvic floor muscle exercises. The pelvic floor is a muscular valve that can be locked down at the moment of ejaculation. With practice and willpower you can have full satisfaction without planting your seed. Learn the art of pulling out. Do not impregnate your partner unintentionally. The mind is the primary organ of arousal and satisfaction. Learn to calm the fluctuations of the mind, and you will always be satisfied. It will give you control of your impulses, and many of you will quickly reap the benefits of improved health and confidence, better sex, improved intimacy, and happier mates. Sealing the sexual fluids in the male body takes a lot of practice. Of course there will be errors along the way, but men, if we take responsibility for our bodily secretions we can watch the occurrence of unwanted pregnancy in our sisters and lovers drop sharply to a tiny fraction of its current prevalence.

Pelvic floor exercises, combined with mental focus, make an invigorating addition to your current physical fitness routine. They are complimentary to sexual education already offered in schools for our nation’s youths. Like anything else you teach teenagers in high school, many will choose to ignore it. But many others may embrace the joy and the common sense of it. Training should be mandatory for violent sex offenders and really anyone who has ever been the subject of a #metoo violation. A tremendous therapeutic benefit could be found for a variety of mental, emotional, and physical ailments if this was ever studied clinically, but do not wait for the slow gears of medical and government bureaucracy to confirm what the yogis have said for thousands of years.

Ladies, do not wait or hope for our nation’s courts and politicians to give you the control you desire over your own destiny. Insist that your friends and lovers begin to learn about seminal retention today!